holy-punk:

how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old

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creapy:

if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples

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egberts:

sodamist:

egberts:

i think my cat is allergic to cats

That sounds pretty
Catastrophic

i hope you get arrested for that

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wordsyouneversay:

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

She’s 100% the best.

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skate-high:

To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.

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zooophagous:

weirdmoviefan:

networkandsharingcenter:

globochem:

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This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]

I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to. 

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the Amy’s Baking Company rollercoaster ride does not stop

WHAT?!?

This saga is the reason reality tv was invented

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castiels-wing-s:

Reasons for if I don’t reply:

  • I reply at the speed of molasses
  • I lost track of it because what is organization
  • I didn’t notice that you replied
  • I legit can not think of any way to continue and awkwardly stepped away
  • I’ve already mentally replied to you and wandered into the depths of distractions and forget

(Source: maythefortbewithyou)

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  • someone: *says something*
  • me: breaks into a song with a word they just said

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atrulymorbidindividual:

svviffer:

do you ever just regret 40% of your life

add 60%

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