how much old could an old sport sport if an old sport could sport old
if people get offended by girls not wearing bras because their nipples poke through their shirt then we should require every boy in the world to wear bras too i am so tired of seeing man nipples
i think my cat is allergic to cats
That sounds pretty
Catastrophici hope you get arrested for that
Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?
She’s 100% the best.
To me, songs are kind of like bookmarks. Have you ever listened to a song that you haven’t heard in a while, and all of a sudden, all the memories of that time period come back, and you remember what your life used to be like. They’re like milestones in your life.
This story truly is the gift that keeps on giving. [link]
I’m just surprised this took longer than I expected it to.
the Amy’s Baking Company rollercoaster ride does not stop
WHAT?!?
This saga is the reason reality tv was invented
Reasons for if I don’t reply:
- I reply at the speed of molasses
- I lost track of it because what is organization
- I didn’t notice that you replied
- I legit can not think of any way to continue and awkwardly stepped away
- I’ve already mentally replied to you and wandered into the depths of distractions and forget
(Source: maythefortbewithyou)
- someone: *says something*
- me: breaks into a song with a word they just said
do you ever just regret 40% of your life
add 60%
(Source: ash-ofpallet)




